business stuck au where Rose has almost gotten both herself and Kanaya fired multiple times because of her intense and really smooth flirting. 

Karkat and Dave own the company because that just makes it better. 

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen

HOLY JeSUS CHRISTMAS IS jUSt around the RIVEr BEND yA’LL

no one ever spoke of it again. 

(ALSO OMG NO DOn’T BE SORRY i LOVE YOUR IDEAS AGOHUDAHOUGHEA)

I am literally 100% sure this is not what you wanted

Tavros rocks them well enough but if I HAD to chose I’d say Kanaya or Caliborn because holy shit those two would just stop hearts and make boners pop all over the place. seriously. 

what if kanaya sang like christina aguilera. how weird would that be, she’d like be so emotional and she’d just start BELTING it and being like “OOHWAOOOAAhhhAHAHOOOWOO” when she was alone. 

theres no reason to not draw karkat in big sweaters

EXCEPT TAH T MAYBE WHE   HE’S GOT oPEN ARMS HE GETS

UNWANTED ATTRACNTIONS??!???!??

HUGS HUGS HUGS

what

I don’t even care

John and Dave lost

but rose and kanaya won, YAY FOR THEM WOO

and Eridan, Sollux and Karkat never showed up

GREAT JOB EVERYONE

now to watch the last episode of the second season of Sherlock. I’m…going to cry

the lower the blood, the sexier the troll

You can either look weird and live for a long time or be really hot and die early, take your pick. 

Karkat your sweater isn’t warm enough for winter even though it isn’t winter why am I drawing SNOW TIMES?

um…I don’t ever really color. so uh…here’s a human Kanaya? 

I found this in a folder called “Balls” I must’ve done this late one night because I don’t remember doing it. I’m pretty sure it’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever done, and I don’t even care.